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HOW TO GET A CUTE GUYS NUMBER: (IN FIVE EASY STEPS!!) Step One:

HOW TO GET A CUTE GUYS NUMBER: (IN FIVE EASY STEPS!!) Step One: buy bug homemade cookie. Step Two: pit a cute note + your number BUT not your name on cookie. Step Three: have a cute kid give him cookie. Step Four: he eats cookie and texts you to find out your name. Step Five: you get married!

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ReonnaLeigh

posted November 27, 2013 at 12:18am UTC tagged with funny, cute, relationships, guysnumbers, howtoo, advice

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