convo between my & my friend at pep
rally
me: you see the guy in the #3 football jersey?
her:yeah..?
me: hes hot..& in my business class.
her: dude you gotta talk to him
me: dude im trying.
her: 1st. you have to talk to him. then...you f.uck him
me: O_o ....well that escalated quickly....
Almost exactly.
I found a hot guy, and she told me "go talk to him! maybe you'll get the D"