In Class Boy: Paramore is a terrible band. Me: *twitches* Boy:

When I read the tags,it looked like it said thisactuallyhappened 14 hours ago O_O

xD This really did happen though, of course I didn't push him out of the window lol but I was really angry and I said something to him lol.

My favorite word is defenestrate. It means to throw something (especially a person) out of a window. IS THIS NOT LIKE THE BEST WORD EVER? And so useful...

It's a word! I'm going to buy a shirt with this on it! definitely! :D

I know! It's awesome!

Very Awesome

And the best part is, it was actually made up to describe the situation in which some people got angry and threw two guys out of a window. Before the Thirty Years' War, the Bohemians were afraid of losing their Protestant liberties. The Habsburg Holy Roman Emperor sent two emissaries (they were Catholic) to deal with them. The Bohemians were so ticked off with them that they literally threw them out of a window. They survived the fall because - get this - they landed in a pile of horse poop. They went home claiming it was a miracle of God, but it was a sh.tty story (pun intended) and they were just kinda ridiculed.... the end.

Wow, I wish I could throw people out of a window when I get angry. And it'd be even better if they landed in poop, xD

Riiight?? Do you think it might be legal if we claimed it was a reenactment of the above historical event? Because it totally should be...

What if the person doesn't live though? :O *shrug* whoops. Never said it was a good reenactment.

Whoops. It happens. Hahaha

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