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If people are going to assume that guys with long hair are gay

If people are going to assume that guys
with long hair are gay & girls with
short hair are lesb/ans ;
I'm gonna just assume
all bald men are eagles.

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blackice 8 years ago
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ooooohhh so im a half eagle half lesbo
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ThreeCheers 8 years ago
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why did you censor lesbians
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emilygm* 8 years ago
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witty probably blocks it :/
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Phishy 8 years ago
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MY DAD IS AN EAGLE :3
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epictacos 8 years ago
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omg; I love you.
this made my day xDD
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