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Sister: trying to cook bacon No oils or nothing in the pan?

Sister: *trying to cook bacon* No oils or nothing in the pan?
Me: No oils, no nothing.
Sister: Okay. Wait, why isn't it sizzling?
Me: I don't know.
Sister: OH I forgot to turn it on!
Me: *facepalm*

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♥︎Lady Ave♥︎

posted December 4, 2013 at 8:04pm UTC tagged with facepalm, yeah, sister, bacon, oils, cute

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Sister: *trying to cook bacon* No oils or nothing in the pan?