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GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE


GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.

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* Sabaism * 1 decade ago
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I honestly thought that it was going to end 'And it was bleeding and his blood touched a paper cut on my hand so it's like we're connected. A part of him is inside me.'
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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one time a wicked attractive guy asked me for a pen and i just grabbed the first thing in my bag and it was a tampon so i feel ya man
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you're perfect* 1 decade ago
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Oh. My. That sounds super embarrassing.
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DieiSomnians 1 decade ago
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Once I asked a guy for a pencil and when he haded it to me I stabbed myself with it by accident.
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posted December 8, 2013 at 1:54pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, boy, boyfriend, class, tumblr, guy, pen, oh, explain, hand, chem, stabb, story

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