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I don't think you have any idea what it's like to be

I don't think you have any idea what it's like to be in my shoes.
I honestly don't think you've ever experienced anything like this.
I mean, they're just so comfortable. My feet never hurt.
Have you ever felt anything so soft?

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theWalrus

posted December 8, 2013 at 7:01pm UTC tagged with honestly, thenerveofsomepeople, funny

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