So yesterday I was at the store with my mom and I was
wearing these cool triangle sunglasses
that I bought a few days before.
Out of nowhere, this guy just jumps out at me, pulls me into a
hug,
and yells at the top of his lungs,
"OH MY GOD DIRK! DIRK, I'VE FINALLY FOUND
YOU!"
and then he just ran off.
...
It took me a whole
five minutes before I knew what he meant.