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"I wish I was skinny", I say, as I shove another two

"I wish I was skinny", I say, as I shove another two pizza slices down my throat.

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Vanessa15* 1 decade ago

WTF bro xDDDD your skinnyyy as :))x GO ON WITTY CHATTTTTT ;o i need to send pics of me cxxx

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posted December 11, 2013 at 3:09am UTC tagged with sad, pizza, skinny, yummeh, funny

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The Time-Turner. SITUATIONS IT COULD HAVE BEEN USED: - Preventing the Potters murders; - Witnessing Pettigrew's Muggle slaughter; - Preventing escapes from Azkaban; - Killing the young Tom Riddle before he became Voldemort. SITUATIONS IN WHICH IT WAS USED: - Taking extra classes; - Saving Hagrid's Hippogriff.
*Driving in the car with family* When someone passes / overtakes us: Why are we driving so slow come on we're going to be late When we pass / overtake someone: Woah why are we driving so fast what's the rush we're early anyway

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