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parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like

parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted.

me: fine..can I go out?

parents: no

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dreamer*

posted December 12, 2013 at 8:30am UTC tagged with lol, parents, funny

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