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do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not

do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because f-ck you that’s my person get your own

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posted December 13, 2013 at 2:55pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, tumblr, person, moments, someone

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i hate the fact that i am always the person who likes others more, like if someone just leaves me, it really fking destroys me, and i dont really know what to do. i feel confused about everything for weeks, years even, and i dont really know what i have done to make everyone leave me. i dont understand how other people can just be totally okay. its like no matter what, i am always the one that hurts the most, and that really fking sucks.
the media loves to sh-t on celebrities but my favorite thing is that they cant find anything about ed sheeran so he just gets worst dressed like me every time

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