Okay so.
A lot of you have crushes
On people you know you'll never have
And that's perfectly fine
But I know it upsets a lot of you.
So let's talk about that.
I'm not going to tell you to stop liking them
Well,
Actually I probably am
Simply because you are better than that.
Honestly, what's the point in waiting for someone you'll
never have
I'm sorry but
They're not going to wake up one morning about be like
'Wow. I think I actually like _____'
Like I know how you want to believe they will
But that, darling
Is just a fairy tail
And no fairy tails actually have happy endings.
So here's my advice
1. Give up.
I know the whole 'never give up' thing
But if you're getting hurt because of it
Then just stop
'But Lyric, I can't. I love him/her.'
Yes. You can. Trust me.
2. Wait.
Wait for someone to come around who likes you
And then you two can hang out
And fall for each other
Instead of just you falling
Think of it this way,
If you're falling with someone,
You can hold onto them and they can hold onto you
And you'll die together.
If you fall alone,
You flail in the air, desperate to hold on to something
And die alone.
3. Hang out with friends more.
Or just get outside more often
It's magical how great a walk through the park feels
4. Smile.
Getting over them will be hard, I know that
But smile
Because guess what
There is someone out there
Who has a crush on you
Maybe, you'll find them quick enough
And then you two can be happy together.
Talking always helps
So be sure to talk to someone about it
And if you have no one to talk about it with,
Talk to me
Like even if I don't know you
I care about you and I will try to help you as best as I
can.
Thank you so much xD
You really aren't. There's plenty of people on Witty like me xD
Can I be a penguin instead? ;c
Chika, I understand you're hormonal but you have to understand, I am taken. I can't just give my D out to anyone. Maybe he'd let you have it too.
<.< >.>
*coughcough*
Uh...
Of course I don't spit on everyone...??
https://24.media.tumblr.com/0adb4fb1ad61136e0db875601a5d9ac1/tumblr_mxxcvjxE4X1shvdhgo1_500.jpg
YES,YES IT IS. ACCEPT THE SPIT AND ENJOY IT.
YOU SEE, IM NOT UNGRATEFUL, I'LL TAKE YOUR SPIT AS A TOKEN OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND GRATITUDE AND I WON'T COMPLAIN. MUCH :P
THANK YOU, THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN, THE MORE SPIT YOU GET. HAHA.
UMF BBY. I'M CARRYING MILLIONS OF DISEASES. I'LL SPIT IN YO MOUTH, OKAY?
People tell me that he's a jerk and that he isn't worth
That makes me want him more
Maybe I should try your advice?
But thanks again, witty is so lucky to have someone like you
Please do try, you're only hurting yourself.
Of course.
I wish xD
More like it's lucky to have you. xD
Aw that means a lot<3
Ily ;-;
And it only takes you one word to be smarter than I xD
And don't argue with me about it, okay man?
Did you not read that whole thing? xD
I don't think so.