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Boy who I hate touches me:"Oh sorry!" Me:"WTF

Boy who I hate touches me:"Oh sorry!"

Me:"WTF B*****D! You just assaulted me!

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posted December 20, 2013 at 5:53pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, boy

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