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Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen Dad:He


Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
Dad:
He knows how long you sleep in
Dad:He knows that you've been baked

Dad:
He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t

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