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just call me super glue cause holy sh/t do i get attached easily.
just call me super glue cause holy sh/t do i get attached easily.
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Dear diary, I finally got 12 followers on witty today. I'm trying really hard not to let the fame get to my head, but it's difficult. today, some lady at the store asked me if i wanted paper or plastic and i lost it. Am I too famous for her questions? I can't believe I haven't been asked to do a magazine cover yet.. I hate to get my hopes up, but I feel like it's coming soon.
It's terrible that people actually hate themselves because they aren't a certain weight or don't have certain grades. It's even worse that people will physically cut themselves open because they don't like certain things or don't have a certain amount of friends. They're terrified of being judged or criticized because they don't look like the cover of that magazine. So maybe if we showed people that it is okay to be who they are, rather than just saying, "don't be afraid to be you!" or, "just be confident" then maybe there would be less people with slashes on their wrists and less notes ending with "I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough"
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