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yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents


yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity. 


OH GOD

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cvnt* 1 decade ago
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That's so cute I'd kill to have been that charmed when I lost the v
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RugsFromMeToYou 1 decade ago
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I acc thought u were serious and I was like " no one on witty can loose their virginity!"
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zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)* 1 decade ago
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thats cute but you really lost your verginity feom him?
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happiest* 1 decade ago
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This is not mine you can see the tags :)
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Rolita07* 1 decade ago
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I love this!
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happiest* 1 decade ago
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:')
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