yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy)
and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and
started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of
full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he
said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as
fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was
like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
OH
GOD