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I feel bad for Oscar, from Sesame Street . Like he lives in a

I feel bad for Oscar, from Sesame Street . Like he lives in a trash can and everyone treats him like sh(i)t . Then everyone always asks him why he's so mad all of the time . Because he lives in a god da(m)n trash can .

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Breathe*

posted December 24, 2013 at 12:13am UTC tagged with lol, true, funny

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