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If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why isthe church

If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is
the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is
full?

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posted December 24, 2013 at 12:07pm UTC tagged with weird, sad, advice

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Some facts you may not be knowing about INDIANS 1. 38% of doctors in America are INDIANS. 2. 12% of the scientist in America are INDIANS. 3. 28% of the IBM employees in the world are INDIANS. 4. 36% of the NASA employees are INDIANS. 5. 17% of the INTEL employees in the world are INDIANS. 6. 34% of the MICROSOFT employees are INDIANS. 7. Sanskrit is the mother language of all the European languages. WHICH MEANS SWEDISH TOO. 8. SANSKRIT is the most suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes magazine, 1987. 9. CHESS was invented in INDIA. 10. Creator and founder of HOTMAIL are INDIAN (SABEER BHATIA). 11. Aryabhatta who was from INDIA, invented the number ZERO. 12. INDIANS invented the NUMBER SYSTEM. 13. ALGEBRA was invented in INDIA. 14. CALCULAS and TRIGNOMETRY came from INDIA. 15. The general manager of HEWLETT PACKARD (HP) is INDIAN (RAJIV GUPTA). 16. Creator of the PENTIUM CHIP(90% of the today's Computer runs on it) is INDIAN (VINOD DAHM). 17. BHUDHYANA first calculated the value of pi (3.14), and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians. 18. We have almost 5600 different newspapers and 3500 different magazines with approximately 120 million readers every day. 19. SUSHRUTA (from India) is the father of SURGERY. 2600 years ago he and health scientist of his time conducted complicated surgeries like --> artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery 20. LAXMI MITTAL (steel king) is the richest man in ENGLAND. His house in England is the most expensive house in the world, more than 70 million pounds. 21. ALBERT EINSTEIN once said:- We own a lot to the INDIANS,who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific have been made. 22. INDIA has the THIRD largest army in the world with more than 105 million men......
Mr. Mosquito,...please bite mebut don't zzzzzzzzz around me.It's f*cking irritating.

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