Story Quote #6942254
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Tonight I'm going to run through the field with a red light.





Tonight I'm going to run through the field with a red light.
I am going to trip and hit my face
I am going to break something on my body
Wildlife will see me as a threat and chase me
I will get severely injured
But this is the price you have to pay
to be Rudolph





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