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how come santa can watch kids sleep and it’s ok but when

how come santa can watch kids sleep and it’s ok but when i do it they scream and call the cops? fkin kids

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CookieMonster09*

posted December 25, 2013 at 6:14pm UTC tagged with yeah, kids, homealone, wth, merrychristmas, yeaapppp, funny

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