Funny Quote #6944133
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if i ever had a daughter me:what are you doing there on your

if i ever had a daughter
me:what are you doing there on your computer?
daughter:um, nothing.
me:is that witty profiles?
daughter:yeah
me:OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?
daughter:what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.
me: do u know Steve?
daughter:wait, how do you know abou-
me:DO YOU WRITE funny quotes?
daughter:
me:DO you vent in there?
daughter:
me:ARE YOU witty FAMOUS?
daughter:
me:
daughter:well, i only have a few thousand followe-
me:OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
daughter:
me:
daughter:
me:
daughter:
me:
daughter:
me:follow 4 follow?