one
time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up
and said “you had
better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to
say “if I’m
rushing then so be
it” but since I was still half asleep my mind
changed “rushing” to
“Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m
Russian, soviet” and to
this
day it’s the best joke I’ve ever
made
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