When I'm with friends, I hear
some of the stupidest things ever.
#1: I....I.....swear to drunk I'm not God!!!
#2: *Standing in front of a truck* I know it's you Optomis!!!
YOU CAN'T DENY IT!!!
#3: *Accidently falls on something spikey and sharp* Damn
pineapples. They're always onto me.