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me: you don't want to date me... me: chuckles me: *slides

me: you don't want to date me...
me: *chuckles*
me: *slides money across the table*
me: how about now

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posted January 2, 2014 at 7:46am UTC tagged with funny, tumblr

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me: ah yes, i feel like i've done well on that test some student: *gets higher grade than me* me: i'm sorry, did i give you permission to rain on my parade?
so this girl said, “i'm hungry” and i said, “hi hungry, i'm dad.” then she gave me this really odd look and seemed sorta creeped out. it was in this moment that i realized that in order to tell a dad joke, you should not only be a dad, but also be the dad of the person you are telling the joke to. i am neither.

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