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me: accidentally reads for 6 hours straight me: *finishes book

me: *accidentally reads for 6 hours straight*
me: *finishes book and doesn't read again for six months*

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posted January 6, 2014 at 4:04am UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, book, tumblr, haha, read, reading

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