when
I say, "its a
long
story"
that
either
means
a)
I don't
know the
full
events
of this
story,
so you better
not ask
me.
b)
This story
will
end in
tears
and an
emotional
whirlwind
of feelings,
so please
do
not ask
me.
or
c) I'm
lazy, I'm
tired and I
don't
like you
so kindly
stop talking
to
me and don't
even think
about
asking.