To Do List
1) Make vanilla
pudding. put in
mayo jar.
Eat in public
2) Hire two
private investigators.
Get them to
follow each
other
3) Where shirt
that says "Life" hand out
lemons on
street corner
4) Get into a crowed elevator
and say "I bet
you're all
wondering why I gathered
you here today."
5) Major in philosophy.
Ask people WHY
they would
like fries
with that
6) Run into a
store. Ask
what year it
is. When someone
answers, yell
"It worked!"
and run out
cheering
7) Become a doctor.
Change last
name to Acula
8) Change name
to Simon.
Speak in third
person
9) Buy a
parrot. teach
the parrot
to say "Help!
I've been turned
into a parrot!"
10) Follow joggers
around in your
car blasting "Eye of
The Tiger" for
encouragement
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