this one time when I was seven I thought I could talk to trees
(bc I had no friends), and I used to sit by them and say things
and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this
girl came up to me and said "are you talking to that tree,
freak!" and i started crying and hugged onto the tree, and
while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girl's
head, thanks kevin (: