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My cat sneezed and it was the cutest thing in the world. Then

My cat sneezed and it was the cutest thing in the world. Then he went to the bathroom and pooped in the tub.

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posted January 15, 2014 at 3:42pm UTC tagged with cute, cat, bathroom, kitty, pooped, sneezed, funny

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