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i can't believe this, i thought that what we had was special.

i can't believe this,

i thought that what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you're a "waiter" and you're just "doing your job"

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yourcool

posted January 17, 2014 at 6:41am UTC tagged with funny, tumblr

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