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I'm not saying I'm lazy, I'm just saying that there's

I'm not saying I'm lazy,
I'm just saying that there's
this pile of broken procelain
on my floor that has been 
there for a week now, and 
I still have not made any 
effort to pick it up. Like, I'd
rather cut my foot than clean
it up at this point.

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Dishonored* 1 decade ago
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Porcelain*, obviously.
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posted January 18, 2014 at 12:22am UTC tagged with funny, story, lol, life, true, lazy, haha, ugh, ididntthinkso, ilikebroketwopiggybankssoyeah, andyeahicollectpiggybanksdoyouhaveafuckingproblemwiththat

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