When I say I'm from the country, people think I'm joking

When I say I'm from the country,
people think I'm joking or they think
I'm from some cute little town or 
what have you, but no. When I say
I'm from the country, I mean you 
have to walk over a mile to the
nearest house, and drive half an
hour to the nearest cute little town
(well, if you follow the speed limit.)
Oh, and my neighbors? Yeah, most 
of them are Amish. So, no, I'm not joking
or being over dramatic. It's the boonies.