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i'd like to think i will die a most heroic death, but its more

i'd like to think i will die a most heroic death, but its more likely i'll trip over my cat & choke on a spoonful of frosting

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bigbootycutiee_13

posted January 19, 2014 at 12:00am UTC tagged with cat, hero, frosting, notsomuch, funny

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