Don't you hate
when your parents get mad at you for not
putting silverware in the right spots in the utencils
drawer.
Yeah I'm lazy,
but at least I'm not:
1. Doing Drugs
2. Getting Pregnant
3. Sleeping Around
4. Making Out With EVERY Guy I See
5. Getting Bad Grades
6. Being A Complete Spoiled Brat
So don't take my
phone away when I don't do at least one of those
6 things. AT LEAST I DID THE
DISHES.