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Do you ever wish that your mouth had a backspace button...
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posted January 25, 2014 at 2:34pm UTC tagged with
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Looking back on your life and realizing how great you had it back then...
In my class, we are doing this race where we get clues and try to get them done first. My group was in 2nd when the 3rd place group tied and their messenger looks at me as we are both about to get the clue checked.We have to stand by this line to get it checked. This is how it went: Him: *Runs towards line and almost makes it* Me: *Jumps over desks like a ninja, throws him out of the way(he weighs like 90 lbs) and slides to the line* Teacher: HOLY....SHOOT! Me: Ninja style Class: Laughs and high fives me
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