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if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me.

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Jessica♥*

posted January 28, 2014 at 2:03pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, tumblr

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Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it in their eyes, expression, and actions, and it's just the most adorable thing ever.
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