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Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so

Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell.
Me:Couldn't find it at first .
Me:But now I'm here.

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anchorage*

posted February 3, 2014 at 12:24am UTC tagged with lol, funny, tumblr

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