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I lose my phone and my mom tried to help me find it. The first

I lose my phone and my mom tried to help me find it.
The first place she checked was the food cabinet
This is what my life has become
I'm just glad she didn't find it in there, because that would have been embarrassing ...

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lostindaydream

posted February 5, 2014 at 1:42am UTC tagged with love, funny, lol, life, food, mylife, sad, haha, prayformyphone

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