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i think the most bittersweet thing ever is a warm toilet seat.

 

i think the most bittersweet thing 
ever is a warm toilet seat. I mean, for a split second it’s like, “Heck yeah, toilet seats are usually cold and terrible” until a harrowing realization sets in:

This is some stranger’s butt warmth 

 

 

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