Bigbangtheory Quote #6960435
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teacher: how did the universe start? me: me: me: our whole universe

teacher: how did the universe start?
me

me:
me: our whole universe was in a hot dense state then fourteen billion years ago expansion started - wait - the earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools we built a wall we built the pyramids math science history unraveling the mysteries that all started with the big bang
me: bang!

 

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DawnRaven 1 decade ago
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The big bang theory- God spoke and BANG! It happened.
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