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So I went to download Flappy Bird the other day and I was looking

So I went to download Flappy Bird the other day and I was looking through the Customer Reviews section, and I KID YOU NOT, THIS IS AN ACTUAL REVIEW:
"Why can't the god dang bird get lip surgery?
A
bird has a beak for gods sake, you nasty bu.tthole. 
How is the bird supposed to pick up his worms?
They would just keep slipping out of his mouth.
I also don't get how the bird doesn't just call a plumber to get rid of the pipes so he can get to where he needs to go.
My high score is 9 because his huge lips hit the pipe every time.
The bird is way too fat, what does he does in his spare time when he's not trying to dodge these pipes from Mario?
This is bird is fat."

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posted February 9, 2014 at 3:03pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, truestory, haha, hilarious, flappybird, googleplay, customerreview

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