Me:*Threatening nine year olds since they won't shut up*

Me:*Threatening nine year olds since they won't shut up*
Me: I will be forced to call you poopyhead.
Me: And we don't want that to happen, do we.
Kids:*Stops talking*
Kids:*Stares at me*
Poo: 
Heads: 
Teacher:
Headteacher:
Parliament:
Rick Riordan:
Kids: *Carries on talking*
Me: POOPYHEAD!