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posted February 24, 2014 at 8:45pm UTC tagged with
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"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"
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Teacher: No food in class.
Me: Listen up I did not just wake up at 6 AM, almost miss my bus,
skip breakfast, and come here to starve all day. If I want my pop tarts
I am sure as heck not gonna sit in here for an hour without eating
you got that? Now go grade my test which you have
been "grading" for a month now.
Got it? good.
Me: *eats pop tarts*
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Harlem Shakes sound good. Where can I get one?
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At school.
Me: ~is hungry~
Me: ~tries to eat the person who sits in front of me's shirt~
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