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Job interview: What are your hobbies I do a lot of community

Job interview:
*What are your hobbies*

I do a lot of community service
I get straight As
I'm the supreme ruler of hell
I was in the marching band
And I play soccer too

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theWalrus

posted February 26, 2014 at 10:20pm UTC tagged with damn, overqualified, funny

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Job interview: *What are your hobbies* I do a lot of community