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Me: Ironman . My friend: Hulk. Me: Black Widow. Him: Quinn. Me:

Me: Ironman .
My friend: Hulk.
Me: Black Widow.
Him: Quinn.
Me: Joker.
Him: Loki.
Me: Thor's hammer.
Him: Hulk's pants.
Me: Hawke-
Me: Wait what?!
Me: Hulk's pants?
Him: They are pretty indestructible *shrugs* I win. *walks away*
Me: o_o

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Elementpurple13* 1 decade ago

makes sense. he always rips of his shirts but he's always got his pants.

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posted February 26, 2014 at 10:27pm UTC tagged with funny, random, laugh, fangirl, odd

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