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i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

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posted March 2, 2014 at 12:01am UTC tagged with tumblr, favorite, pizza, omfg, thisissomethingiddo, funny

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so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there and i asked him “what’s wrong?” and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY” and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?” and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK” im still laughing oH F×CK
that girl you just called stupid? that’s a chair. you’re stupid.

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