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When I was little I thought that socks always had to go on either

When I was little I thought that socks always had to go on either your left foot or right foot and since I somehow always got it right I thought I was a wizard.

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AtmosFEAR

posted March 8, 2014 at 4:57pm UTC tagged with cute, lol, true, funnt, socks, wheniwaslittleithought

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