GREAT TRUTHS THAT
LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t
baptize cats..
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t
let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her
back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a
tomato.
5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your
food..
6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your
hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same
time.
8) You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a
glass of milk.
9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white
shorts.
10) The best place to be when you’re sad is
Grandma’s
lap.