Ex Quote #6969633
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Today, my ex approached me. With a rat. So I screamed, and ran.





Today, my ex approached me.
With a rat.

So I screamed, and ran.
About thirty seconds later i came back.
"I thought you did'nt like rats."
"No. It was just your face."
That shut him up.



 

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**Ibnat** 1 decade ago
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BU-URN!
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