Love Quote #6969813
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Guy: No serious are u single. I am a guy and wish we could talk

My answer: No serious I'm plural. I'm a girl and I wish I had a unicorn.

THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED.

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MadiCakes

posted March 12, 2014 at 12:50pm UTC tagged with love, funny, inspirational, girl, talk, haha, serious, guy, unicorn, answer, single, plural

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